oncetwiceandoveragain:

highlights of the shield ride along

• the whole episode
  
• dean and seth waiting on roman 
• (dean yelling “i need my samoan now!” at vince mcmahon)
  
• “don’t be scared to crack a few pumpkin seeds” thanks ro
• hurrican irma ruining ro’s car and his gym
• “WOODWAY. IRMA GOT ME.”
• roman’s “wwwwwwwwwwwwhat”
• talking about cesaro’s teeth 
• “DUDE HIS TEETH. OH MY GOD HIS TEETH.” - Dean
• “MY BOYS THREW HIS TEETH UP IN HIS NOSE.” - Roman
• “Somehow I think that when he got his teeth knocked into his face, it made him stronger.” -Seth
  
• FROM THE TOP OF HIS HEAD TO THE BACK OF HIS ASS
• “he just split him” - Dean & Seth about Roman spearing Cena
  
• “We came in. Put our foot in the door and kicked it in. Like the pay-per-view tonight, who’s holding it down? Who’s tearing it up?” - Dean
  
• “i’m a meatball” 
  
• “that damn bulldog of yours.” 
• “the brother would not leave my feet alone” 
• dean and seth laughing at roman’s story about his first meeting with blue
  
• “next time you guys come to iowa, i got some land” 
  
• “I GOT LAND! LAND! DO YOU HAVE LAND?!”
  
• dean’s awful craigstlist room that had washing machines and boat parts
• bathroom break for roman
• double double double double double double treat
• “It’s on Uce. He beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. He can buy me some french fries.” - Dean
  
• “That was glorious.” - Roman, stop.
  
• Seth’s story about the boys running out of gas the first weekend after they broke up.
• “Ugggggghhhhhh. Are we talking about this? I don’t know if it was the first week. It could’ve been like the first week and a half.” - Roman
  
• BO SAID HE COULD DRIVE
• hey girrrrrrrllllllls
• dean listing off all the fries he likes
• ninja rolls
• “this was fun” - dean
• “it’s been a while since we’ve been able to all just sit down and chop it up like we do” -ro
• “it was good. i actually wish it was a little longer to be honest with you” - seth
• “It’s crazy the more things change, the more, once we’re all together, it still all stays the same.