oncetwiceandoveragain:

highlights from the shield’s table for 3 episode

• the whole episode
  
• “Hey! What’s up?” 
  
• “No folding chairs around?” - Yes, Roman. Seth is not to be trusted lol even at the dinner table
  
• potato chip diet 
• “joey from friends” - roman about dean
  
• “have you ever told him [seth] about your texas toast? go ahead and tell him” - roman
• two pieces of texas toast, heavens!
• dean thinks he’s gonna start balding soon
• roman’s “DAMN IT NO!” about dean’s hair 
• “one day we gonna be doing a promo and the bang is not gonna be there” - roman
  
• roman’s imitation of dean’s bang sweep/dean is gonna frame his bang 
• BEER - “my boy knows what to order me” - dean
• roman’s smallest giggle about beating people up as the shield
• “Most times I had no clue what we were talking about” -Roman about justice/injustice promos 
  
• JUSTICE WILL BEFALL THE PEOPLE / THE HOUNDS OF JUSTICE WILL STORM THE WWE
• little army
• debut was a fashion faux pas
• the shield is ours - the boys about how they created the shield
• (have i mentioned how much i hate reliving plan b)
• seth felt the brunt of loneliness after they split up because they relied on each other so much 
• “i had no idea what to do. i was not prepared to make people like me” - dean, the asshole 
• TRUNKS. SHAVING THINGS?! hairy calves/smooth thighs
• “that’s the tough part about life now: the tan” - roman
  
• natural glow dean
• showing nipples and chest hair i guess
• dean’s anti balding shampoo made his chest wolf man hairy 
• the shield has had the most individual success in the shortest amount of time 
• royal rumble, money in the bank, ic title, u.s title, world title, main event Wrestlemania/ “just building a legacy at this point” - seth
• roman got dean singing on the spin of a dime/ “I put him on the bus real quick. Lost his train of thought” -Roman
• triple double/double double/ “either way, we still bombed them” -roman about their double triple powerbomb
• “y’all have to stick together. the shield is a legit unit.”
  
• dean slept on the floor most of the time when they shared hotel rooms together
• roman getting really serious about being leaders and moving the product forward 
• “i remember you said something like, a long time ago, when someone asked about how we’re gonna fall apart..”
  
• “Well, the thing about us is, you’re looking at three Beyonces” -Dean about Roman’s answer 
  
• dean’s single ladies impression
• THREE BEYONCES *clink beers*